Honey you look like a million double bacon cheeseburgers...

I just saw an ad from Wendy's suggesting that due to their incredible $0.99 menu, people are now going to start thinking in terms of Wendy's items. Example: "Woah, dude you can like totally get that skateboard on-line for like 57 frosties" (this witty dialogue lending us a possible clue to their target audience).

The commercial ends with a man looking at his wife and declaring that - "honey, you look like a million pieces of deep fried chicken flesh", and she smiles warmly at him. Aw - isn't that sweet? Honey, I love you so much that I'm going to compare you to a million pounds of dripping, oozing fat covered chicken anuses - that's just how much I think of you.

Just think, next time someone (like a person having a very unfortunate fashion moment or hair that would make a Star Jones wig look realistic) walks by - you can nudge your friend and point at them and say, "wow doesn't she look like 8,000 Tim Hortons double glazed?" And, you friend can nod knowingly and say - "she does, but I was thinking more like 4,256 Krusty Burgers." Don't judge me - you all do it.

Maybe dieting then can be about, not losing pounds, but working off those 52 filet-o-fishes you had last month?

Speaking of eats for today:

Breakfast: was two more cookies - yah shut up
Lunch: Broccoli cheese soup, lemon dill tuna and triscuits, a couple of chocolates
Dinner: Pasta with tomato sauce, and some red wine and some more cookies... I'm throwing away the rest of the cookies - or feeding them to Matthew. Whichever comes first.

Total: 1352 cal, 50 g fat, 173 g fat, 19 g protein

That is equal to 4.225 Wendy's Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers, which is exactly how I feel at the moment.