Well if Emeril Lagassi wins the prize for most annoying male host on the Food Network - then Rachael Ray wins the prize for most annoying human being on the planet.If have to hear her giggle one more time like a brainless she-monkey - I swear to god I am going to cut off my ears and fry them in EVOO.
EVOO - Extra Virgin Olive Oil - why, why, WHY does she feel the need to abbreviate Extra Virgin Olive Oil with EVOO and then proceed - every single time - to explain what EVOO means? Why doesn't she just fucking say Extra Vigrin Olive Oil in the first place? Here Rachael it's easy - say it with me - Extra-Virgin-Olive-Oil!
And, look they're using it as a marketing tool now! This is just wrong.
Witness her many sides of smug and irritating. Hey Rachael the camera is on you, it's time to strike your most annoying look!
If I ever run into this woman in the street, I am going to punch her in the side of the head. Someone likened her to a pixie on speed - but personally I think that's an insult to pixies everywhere.She comes up with titles for her shows like "Guong out? Nah, I'm staying in" - what the? I'll bet she thought this was really clever. When the thought popped in her head, she sat there for a full 75 minutes chuckling to herself about how cute that was. Or how about this one? "Let's do lunch... no really!" No really Rachael - will you just shut the hell up?
And, what the hell is with this picture? FHM? What man in their right mind would fine her squishing her ass into the kitchen sink sexy? Was this for the deaf, dumb and blind issue of FHM? Oooh - look at her playfully holding that strainer, while wearing a white bikini - does she cook in that?
I think I'm going to vomit up my Chicken Cigar...
Tomorrow: Your requests! (so keep 'em coming)
Food for today:
Breakfast - Dannon whipped yogurt (these are like dessert for breakfast)
Lunch - Quizno's veggie sub w/o cheese, cookies
Dinner - Potatoes fondant, red wine
Total: 1217 cal, 30 g fat, 150 g carbs, 36 g protein plus 60 mins cardio at Jazz class.
14 comments:
lol...so true
and that picture is not even remotely sexy...who is her agent anyway..?
you are doing awesome with the eating Purl...keep it up...today's menu looks a little lite..I guess it will depend on your red wine consumption. :)
P.S. ~ what is your username on the ww website..? (if you have one)
Ahahahaha - here is a link for you http://community.livejournal.com/rachael_ray_sux/
Geuh, Rachael Ray--my mortal enemy. She drives me up the wall. Does she EVER eat ANYTHING she doesn't like? She takes her bite, looks at the camera, and then, "Mmmmm, this is the most amazing horse turd I've ever eaten in my LIFE!" Please, Rachael, you must come across something you don't like. $40 a day? Come on, make it challenging. I can show you how to eat on $40 a month.
Horse turd! That's awesome!
Maybe someone should sic Chuck Norris on her. Sounds like she could use a good roundhouse kick:)
I did a Rachel Ray is annoying post awhile ago. Good to see there are others of the same opinion.
OMG, I loved that the first time I read your blog you are making fun of the one person on TV that I CAN NOT stand. My boyfriend adores her, and I tell him it is because she has a big mouth.He tortures me relentlessly with her. I cant wait to show him this post. You have a reader for life!
*sniff*
And Jesus wept.....
I like Rachel Ray! I've made many of her recipes. Yum! I do, however, loathe and detest that barefoot bitch. Her shit is elementary at best. I looked at her website once, and she had scrambled eggs on there! HA!
But yeah, I do like me some Rachel Ray. And I think she looks super hot in her bikini!
About the code...no sure what you mean. You can email me anneblanke@hotmail.com
Love today's post btw, and who wears an ugly ass bikini like that?
I was on eBay the other day checking out cookbook and someone is trying to sell pictures of Rachael Ray similar to the one of her in the bikini, some of pretty pricey too!!
The other anonymous here! Did I spell that right? Where is the spellchecker for us, ESLers?. I like this post. I don't know about you - I bath in my kitchen sink ALL the time. Yep. Oooo! Ya! Sooooo sexy...
I have to admit I enjoy her. The perkiness gets me. Just sayin'.
She doesn't drive me crazy, but maybe that's because I don't have tv, so I don't get saturated. There is a blog where they are cooking Rachael Ray's meals for a year and usually hating it, which is interesting.
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